Last weekend Bernadine and I went to the Macy’s Home Store in
Mission Valley to re-arrange their furniture, not to buy furniture, but to
simply re-arrange some. I’m aware that
to some of you this may strike you as odd, however, to those of you who know us
this behavior is not surprising in the least.
We’ve become infatuated with a leather sectional that’s too big for our
house and we live in the delusion that if we arranged the furniture in a
different way we just might make it all fit, like straighten up the cupboard to
accommodate an extra can of tomato paste.
Well, sectionals don’t come in cans.
Demoralized, we headed back to the car by way of the kitchen
electronics department and that’s when we saw them, the juicers. All lined up like little shiny soldiers, new
and ready to fight the battle of the bulge.
We took each one apart and put it back together. We read the boxes evaluating the features and
benefits of each machine. We must have
spent an hour going back and forth between this one and that one and what about
the one we first looked at? Finally
Bernadine put her smart phone to the task and we were able to come to a decision
based on reviews from other consumers.
We settled on The Dash, a
mid-priced unit that had all the features we wanted and was pleasing to the eye
to boot.
We laid down the cash and made a bee-line for Sprouts. I manned the cart while B looked up some
juice recipes and barked out the list.
We went home with enough vegetables and fruits to feed the student body
of UC Santa Cruz. We crammed our
beautiful little friend with carrots, celery, spinach and apple. This thing worked like a charm. The generous 3” opening attacked each piece
of produce like a starving honey badger on a king cobra. The juice poured from the spout into the
pitcher like a rainbow of skinny health.
The juice, like the whole experience, was delicious. We chugged it down, silently imagining
ourselves rollerblading half naked through Pacific Beach with bodies lean and
trim and glowing like the sun. We were
snapped back into reality with the prospect of having to clean this little
gem. The task was tedious for sure, but
it only took about eight minutes and 400 gallons of water.
The next day we had juice for breakfast and both reported (to each other and the dogs) feeling lean
and healthy. That afternoon we ran off to the grocery store to find some stuff
for dinner. We chose a couple of thick
New York steaks and picked up some mushrooms that I would sauté in butter and
wine. Looking at the vegetables, we both
agreed that we had already had enough vegetables in the morning so we wouldn’t
need them for dinner. Oh, I forgot, we
did get a couple of ears of corn (which we would dress with butter and
salt). As if possessed we found ourselves in
the snack isle considering the features and benefits of Lorna Doone's
and it hit me; I was unconsciously justifying skipping vegies and eat sugary
crap all because I had already had one glass of vegetable juice for
breakfast.
I was both horrified and grateful to realize this nasty little
truth about myself and being a regular guy (more regular now after the juicer)
I figure I’m not alone. I think this
sort of thing is super common. We add
something good like drinking vegetable juice and consciously or sub-consciously
reward our good behavior with a package of Oreo cookies. We don’t just do this with food either; how
many times have you had one extra workout or extended your run by a mile and
found yourself tossing back an extra glass of wine three nights in a row? If we’re not careful we could end up putting
on ten pounds by adding something healthy.
This tit-for-tat justification is not restricted to nutrition and
exercise, if we're honest with ourselves we can see this in every area of our
lives; work, relationships, etc. How
many times have you busted your butt at the office for a week or so and then
found yourself taking extra half hours for lunch cutting out early for the next
month? Or threw a big birthday thing for
your spouse or lover and secretly expected them to kiss your thoughtful ass till
next Christmas? Maybe it was a birthday
card sent to a niece and you skipped the next two phone calls? It’s everywhere!
I’m not saying that we should stop improving our diets or doing
nice things for people or trying super hard at work. I’m saying that when we do put forth special
effort or add something good to our lifestyle we should stay
extra-super-vigilant to make sure we don’t slack or backslide. It reminds me of an old saying, “If you’re
resting on your laurels you’re wearing them on the wrong end.”
That's my two
cents... And it's worth every penny.
Jake
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